lavagoth:

humans walk on 2 legs instead of 4 so its easy to jerk off and walk at the same time shout out evolution

I’m feelin’ electric tonightCruising down the coast goin’ ‘bout 99Got my bad baby by my heavenly sideI know if I go, I’ll die happy tonight

I’m feelin’ electric tonight
Cruising down the coast goin’ ‘bout 99
Got my bad baby by my heavenly side
I know if I go, I’ll die happy tonight

noot noot
Anonymous

NOOT NOOT BABY
which is penguise for ‘come off anon & show me yer pretty face’

assgod:

I’m pretty (drunk)

charmingdeadpool:

Dick couldn’t do the announcing this time, so he asked Tim and Jason to do it…They’re not allowed to announce Gotham High’s freshman soccer team anymore. I based this off of this picture. 

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it togetherx

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunkx
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcoholx
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’x
'don't think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest'x
'and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’x
'and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there'x

#THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN JAMES SHIPS CHERIK MORE THAN YOU DO.

James ships anything with him and Michael in it.

dutchster:

i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this

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it’s even transparent