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Reason #51 Anakin Succumbs to the Dark Side "Anakin, being a Grade A doofus, decides that he must save Palpatine from the clutches of the vile Jedi MACE WINDU! So, he chops off Windu’s hand and has Palpatine blast him to death with some more of that sweet, sweet Force lightning. He does this for two reasons: 1) He wishes to have Palpatine stand trial and 2) He wants to learn the secrets of keeping people alive so that Padme won’t die. However, reason number one goes out the window (along with Mace Windu) as soon as he chops of Mace’s hand. In the course of two minutes, Anakin has gone from the Jedi who wants to turn in Palpatine and bring him to trial, to the Jedi who is surrendering to Palpatine, becoming his apprentice and slaughtering a room full of children. I feel sorry for anyone who chose that two-minute stretch to use the rest room." (x)

Reason #51
Anakin Succumbs to the Dark Side
"Anakin, being a Grade A doofus, decides that he must save Palpatine from the clutches of the vile Jedi MACE WINDU! So, he chops off Windu’s hand and has Palpatine blast him to death with some more of that sweet, sweet Force lightning. He does this for two reasons: 1) He wishes to have Palpatine stand trial and 2) He wants to learn the secrets of keeping people alive so that Padme won’t die. However, reason number one goes out the window (along with Mace Windu) as soon as he chops of Mace’s hand. In the course of two minutes, Anakin has gone from the Jedi who wants to turn in Palpatine and bring him to trial, to the Jedi who is surrendering to Palpatine, becoming his apprentice and slaughtering a room full of children. I feel sorry for anyone who chose that two-minute stretch to use the rest room." (x)

studiofiftyfour:

La Dolce Vita (1960)

studiofiftyfour:

La Dolce Vita (1960)

madeupmonkeyshit:

facts
cindehella:

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

yes
but
and
also bruce is moody because his no-kill policy is driving him mad: his fear of becoming a villain himself consumes him. natasha is ready to shoot the enemy in the face. bruce’s strength is not in his money, his toys are irrelevant compared to his knowledge and will power. which is why he himself admitted that, if anyone, it was captain america who could defeat him from the marvel universe precisely because of those two ablilities they share.

cindehella:

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

yes

but

and

also bruce is moody because his no-kill policy is driving him mad: his fear of becoming a villain himself consumes him. natasha is ready to shoot the enemy in the face. bruce’s strength is not in his money, his toys are irrelevant compared to his knowledge and will power. which is why he himself admitted that, if anyone, it was captain america who could defeat him from the marvel universe precisely because of those two ablilities they share.

jaeger-blooded:

What a good boy. 
Tiny translation done by me ^.^

jaeger-blooded:

What a good boy. 

Tiny translation done by me ^.^

yulefalldownbuoy:

Deleted scenes from the Where Did the Party Go music video

yulefalldownbuoy:

Deleted scenes from the Where Did the Party Go music video

eraserheadsbaby:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it

Your daily dosage of “men are actually giant babies who will do anything to protect their position of power over women”

eraserheadsbaby:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

Your daily dosage of “men are actually giant babies who will do anything to protect their position of power over women”