Anakin Succumbs to the Dark Side
"Anakin, being a Grade A doofus, decides that he must save Palpatine from the clutches of the vile Jedi MACE WINDU! So, he chops off Windu’s hand and has Palpatine blast him to death with some more of that sweet, sweet Force lightning. He does this for two reasons: 1) He wishes to have Palpatine stand trial and 2) He wants to learn the secrets of keeping people alive so that Padme won’t die. However, reason number one goes out the window (along with Mace Windu) as soon as he chops of Mace’s hand. In the course of two minutes, Anakin has gone from the Jedi who wants to turn in Palpatine and bring him to trial, to the Jedi who is surrendering to Palpatine, becoming his apprentice and slaughtering a room full of children. I feel sorry for anyone who chose that two-minute stretch to use the rest room." (x)
La Dolce Vita (1960)
Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending to be Steve.
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
And without being a moody-ass shit.
also bruce is moody because his no-kill policy is driving him mad: his fear of becoming a villain himself consumes him. natasha is ready to shoot the enemy in the face. bruce’s strength is not in his money, his toys are irrelevant compared to his knowledge and will power. which is why he himself admitted that, if anyone, it was captain america who could defeat him from the marvel universe precisely because of those two ablilities they share.
Deleted scenes from the Where Did the Party Go music video
The absence of women in history is man made.
just look at babe ruth’s face tho
i love it
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